Lost your pen=no pen 
No pen=no notes 
Nonotes=no study 
No study=Fail 
Fail=no diploma 
No diploma=no work 
no work=no money 
no money=no food 
no food=you get skinny 
you get skinny=then you get ugly 
Ugly=no love 
no love=no marriage 
no marriage=no children 
no children= alone 
alone=depression 
depression=sickness 
sickness=death

Lesson: Don’t lose your pen, you will die..